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Mary Carney

Mary Carney, Managing Print Editor

Mary is a senior this year. She is excited to get to know all the new staff and see how the paper develops throughout the year! She loves writing satire.

Contact by emailing [email protected] and put the reporter's name in the subject line

All content by Mary Carney
A sea of blue - Portland teachers strike in photos

‘A sea of blue’ – Portland teachers strike in photos

Gwenie Lee, Hildi Harrington, and Mary Carney
November 12, 2023
Seniors Mathias Clift and Lola Kovel advertise the Future Educators class at Back to School Night. Clift and Kovel will be the first Lincoln Future Educator CTE completers after finishing their third year.

Lincoln prepares a new generation of educators

Mary Carney
October 19, 2023
The Cardinal channels the power of Spirit Halloween and multiplies. Watch out! If you need advice or want to clone yourself like the cardinal can, email us at thecardinalconsultants@gmail.com.

Ask the Spooky Consultants

Anna Klein and Mary Carney
October 18, 2023
The Cardinal Consultants get into a fight in a New Seasons parking lot. If you’re the kind of person who likes to get advice from people who dont have drivers licenses, please email us at thecardinalconsultants@gmail.com.

Ask the Cardinal Consultants #backagain #hotgirlsummer #senioryear #breakup

Mary Carney and Anna Klein
September 17, 2023
Editor-in-chief Leela Moreno has been a part of the Mass Communications program all four years of high school. She will be attending Brown University in Rhode Island.

Cardinal Times 2023 seniors we’ll be missing next year

Camilla Correani, Mary Carney, Anna Klein, Addison Locke, Isabella Hartman, Hazel Thomas, Keira Saavedra, Saphira Armin, Niko Paroissien-Arce, Max Decker, Sophia Halpern, Cole Tomlinson, Amanda Schubert, Miles Levine, and Scarlett Dempsey
May 18, 2023
Senior Abby Yium is attending the University of California San Diego this fall, and is planning to study biology.

Abby Yium: Managing print editor

Mary Carney
May 15, 2023
Lincolns Mock Trial team after their win at the state competition in Salem. In May, the team heads to Little Rock, Arkansas to compete in the National High School Mock Trial Championship.

Lincoln’s Mock Trial team advances to nationals undefeated

Mary Carney
April 16, 2023
The Cardinal falls gracefully down the stairs after being tripped by a disgruntled student. Email us your questions at thecardinalconsultants@gmail.com.

Insult the Cardinal Consultants

Mary Carney and Anna Klein
April 16, 2023
The girls varsity tennis team for the 2023 spring season. Instead of having a separate junior varsity team, the players have been combined to form a larger varsity team.

Girls tennis transitions to one team

Mary Carney
March 20, 2023
The Cardinal practices its knitting skills. Email us your questions at thecardinalconsultants@gmail.com

Cardinal Consultants

Anna Klein and Mary Carney
March 14, 2023
The Cardinal gets ready for prom in the sixth floor hallway.

Ask the Cardinal Consultants (out to prom)

Mary Carney and Anna Klein
February 14, 2023
Prince Harry released his memoir “Spare” on Jan. 10. The memoir comes three years after Harry and his wife Meghan, the Duke and Duchess of Sussex, announced their intention to step back from being senior members of the royal family.

Review: “Spare” by Prince Harry

Mary Carney
February 14, 2023
Flirtatious fruit flavored pickup lines for frustrated forsaken fellows.

Ask the Cardinal Consultants (for the eight time)

Anna Klein and Mary Carney
January 13, 2023
Heathers poster used for the teen version of “Heathers: The Musical,” this years spring theater production.

Lincoln drama takes on dark comedy “Heathers” in spring production

Isabel Bruce and Mary Carney
January 9, 2023
Two tents block the sidewalk on NW Everett. In the coming months, tents and encampments will be removed from sidewalks in accordance with new city council resolutions.

Mayor Wheeler’s new houseless camping ban causes controversy

Mary Carney
November 22, 2022
The Cardinal Consultants demonstrate how to reach peak quirkiness. Email us your questions at thecardinalconsultants@gmail.com

Ask the quirky consultants

Mary Carney and Anna Klein
November 22, 2022
Headlines about Olivia Wilde’s “Dont Worry Darling” and David O. Russells “Amsterdam” illustrate contrasting focuses on the two directors. Men and women who work in Hollywood are often treated differently by the media.

Staff Essay: What the “Don’t Worry Darling” drama says about how Hollywood treats women

Mary Carney
October 23, 2022
Bright red posters adorn the hallways advertising Mock Trial. If you happen to see a completely separate poster for the cardinal Consultants, think about scanning the QR code to be featured in the next issue.

Satire: The return of the Cardinal Consultants (episode VI)

Mary Carney and Anna Klein
October 23, 2022
The new dressing rooms are filled with props as the program awaits the opportunity to perform. Tracie Talerico, new theater director, is looking forward to using them soon.

[Photo] Lincoln drama welcomes a new theater director

September 19, 2022
Work by Photography students displayed on the sixth floor. New hanging systems have been put up throughout Lincoln to allow students to display work.

Why does the new school look so plain?

Mary Carney and Isabella Hartman
September 17, 2022
New pottery wheels were installed in the ceramics classroom. Kilns and a spray booth to smoothly apply glazes on pottery pieces can also be found in this space.

Lincoln’s new building offers modernized features

Mary Carney , Niko Paroissien-Arce, and Coral Platt
September 17, 2022
In the senior edition of Ask The Cardinal Consultants the Cardinal Consultants give questionable advice to graduating seniors.

Ask The (Shakespearean) Cardinal Consultants

Anna Klein and Mary Carney
May 23, 2022
As the Oregon primary elections neared, many eligible Lincoln seniors decided whether or not to vote.

Lincoln seniors cast their votes in Oregon’s primaries

Mary Carney
May 20, 2022
One pill can kill sign hung over the laced drug awareness display in Lincoln’s main hall.

Drug and alcohol resources at Lincoln

Mary Carney and Camilla Correani
April 20, 2022
The Cardinal Consultants demonstrate alternate extracurricular activities for people who get cut from no cut sports such as pickleball, equestrian, chess, and debate.

Ask the Cardinal Consultants (again, again, again)

Mary Carney and Anna Klein
April 20, 2022
Mitski returns with her sixth studio album, “Laurel Hell,” after a four year hiatus.

Album Review: “Laurel Hell” by Mitski

Mary Carney
March 10, 2022
Finals week includes an all-eight period Monday, with back-to-back finals Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday. Lincoln students share their thoughts on in-person finals after a whole year online.

How do Lincoln students feel about finals post-online school?

Mary Carney
February 4, 2022
Reporters Anna Klein and Mary Carney answer Lincoln students questions in the third edition of Ask the Cardinal Consultants! Email your questions to thecardinalconsultants@gmail.com to be featured in the next addition of the column (please email, it’s anonymous).

Satire: Ask the Cardinal Consultants (again, again)

Anna Klein and Mary Carney
February 3, 2022
COVID-19 guidelines encourage students to stay home when experiencing COVID-19 symptoms, like a cough or fever. Some students are worried about missing school and falling behind.

Lincoln students grapple with new sick day guidelines

Mary Carney
January 4, 2022
Reporters Anna Klein and Mary Carney show off their impeccable fashion sense with these trendy hats! Email us your questions at thecardinalconsultants@gmail.com to be featured in the next addition of our column (please email us, its anonymous.)

Satire: Ask the Cardinal Consultants (again)

Anna Klein and Mary Carney
December 26, 2021
Reporters Anna Klein and Mary Carney try their hands at giving advice, despite having no qualifications or prior experience.

Satire: Ask the Cardinal Consultants

Anna Klein and Mary Carney
December 8, 2021
Looking for a movie to watch this holiday season? These three classic Christmas movies are perfect to watch over winter break. Visual credit: Wikipedia

Review: Three holiday movies to watch this December. 

Mary Carney
December 8, 2021
Bishop Murff does the splits at his dance technique class. Murff is currently the only boy on Lincolns dance team, and the first boy on the team for several years.

Bishop Murff becomes first male Dance Team participant in years

Mary Carney
November 1, 2021
Principal Chapman walks around crowds of students during indoor lunch. The efficacy of these indoor lunches are challenged by Lincoln students.

Lincoln indoor lunch plan sparks discussion

Issac Coltman and Mary Carney
November 1, 2021
Andrew Jehle is a new math teacher at Lincoln this year. He’s excited to create in-person relationships with students.

Lincoln High School welcomes new staff members

Elena Valdovinos, Kenzie Ward, Keira Saavedra, Savanna Kenney, Camilla Correani, Morgan Miller, Sophia Halpern, Isabella Hartman, Anna Klein, Mary Carney, Issac Coltman, and Lia Althouse
September 30, 2021
Andrew Porter is a former Lincoln Student and Portland State graduate. This year he is coming back to be a paraeducator for the study skills class.

Andrew Porter – Paraeducator

Mary Carney
September 30, 2021
Lincoln sophomores start in person school at Lincoln for the first time.

[Photo] Lincoln sophomores adjust to in-person school

September 30, 2021
Review: The Crown

Review: The Crown

Mary Carney
April 22, 2021
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