ARIES (Mar. 21-Apr. 19):
In order to reach your goals, please refrain from sleeping with socks on. It really destroys your productivity.
TAURUS (Apr. 20-May 20):
This is your reminder to get rid of the songs on your playlist you don’t actually listen to. It’s so much less work than skipping them every time.
GEMINI (May 21-Jun. 20):
Don’t be afraid to branch out to new people. Everyone has always admired your genuine spirit and how you don’t use ChatGPT.
CANCER (Jun. 21-Jul. 22):
Take time to rethink your goals. You and the voices in your head must agree on most things so as to not self-sabotage.
LEO (Jul. 23-Aug. 22):
You can always count on your multiplication tables skills to get you through a few upcoming sticky situations.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sep. 22):
Your confident energy is inspiring. Make sure to stay hydrated to maintain your clear skin.
LIBRA (Sep. 23-Oct. 22):
Your intelligence shines bright like a beacon. But someone may try to put that light out.
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21):
Your ability to turn everything said about you into a compliment is astounding. Never stop hyping yourself up.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21):
You will need to take inspiration from the Lorax in the near future. The trees need you.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19):
You may need to brush up on your cartwheel and hopscotch skills. A seven year old may challenge you and you will need to prove yourself.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18):
Coming back down to Earth from time to time may prove beneficial. No wonder you’re always cold since you keep floating around outer space.
PISCES (Feb. 19-Mar. 20):
You may need to rekindle your love for watercolor and face painting. Know that your ladybug rubber boots have always got your back.